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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

All about me

All about ME!


Hmmm...where to start? I am a 29 (+an undisclosed #) mother of a gorgeous, intelligent, stubborn, potty trained (finally, thank GOD) 3 year old named Morgan. I have been married to my 2nd husband - don't judge, everyone makes mistakes - for 4 years in September, after dating for 5 years before that. He is my soul mate. The perfect man for me. We never fight because he puts up with my constant bitching without saying a word, and when I go on my political rants, he ignores me. It is perfect. We are not having any more children or I will end up in the loony bin. I love to play Bingo, read "intellectual" books, but I did stray so I could find out what all the hype about 50 Shades was about, and most of all, hang out with my family. I hate election time because we don't have DVR in the bedroom so I am forced to listen to a shit-ton of commercials full of lies that reference things that the candidates said or voted on in like the 1990's. I am not a Republican, so if you are, you may not be a fan of this blog. I appreciate feedback, but if you are going to slam my beliefs, you have no idea how well I am at bitching someone out of a room. This is America and I can write whatever I want. If you don't like it, you can suck it, and then not read it.

This is my family:

I love them more than anything in the whole world. Wine is a close second. I have a degree in English Literature with a Woman's Studies minor. In a nutshell, it's a degree in reading good books and feminism. I love it. And I loved every waking moment I was in school. I like to party and have a good time. I like to travel. If you want to know something, just ask. I will be brutally honest.

I sell Avon. You can order online. My site is: youravon.com/aveldboom. I give loyalty discounts and tons of samples. Future posts will have my product reviews - I don't believe in trying to sell something that sucks. Contact me if you want more information. Peace out!